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- Previously on "You"...

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Your old phone,
which I have,

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is still logged
into the cloud,

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and that means
I'm still logged into to you.

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- I'm a poet.
- Get off the stage.

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- Laugh it up.

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- Did you move here
to be something?

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I did, but it's not
working out.

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Do you think
I'm unremarkable?

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- Unremarkable people
don't worry

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about being unremarkable.

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- So good to see you, hon.
- You too, Dad.

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- The addict part was true
I see, but he never died.

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He's here. He's alive.

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Could be helpful
to write about him.

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Benji was the worst
kind of poison.

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The peanut allergy was real.

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Guess Benji is gonna die
an honest man.

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Claudia and Ron.

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- I gotta come home
to you bitching at--

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- It's not okay to yell.
- Grown-ups do it all the time.

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- Grown-ups are assholes.

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- I told this guy, "Stay away
from my girlfriend's kid."

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- He seems a little neglected.
- That's it, I--

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- All right,
all right, all right.

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- This is a lovely collection.

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- That's funny.
There's a book missing.

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Joe was looking at it.

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- I, of course, never had any
intention of keeping the book.

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If Peach still has a problem,

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I won't let her get
in the way of us, Beck.

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I won't.

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[upbeat oldies music]

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♪

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- ♪ There she goes

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- Good morning.

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This is my
favorite time of day,

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when it's just the two of us.

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- [mumbles]

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- ♪ My lover passing by

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- Were you watching me sleep?

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- ♪ For she is my baby

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♪ She is my baby

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- Creeper.

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- ♪ There she goes

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- I love our little routine.

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Always the same
but never stale.

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Sex...
- [moans]

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- Showers, more sex.
- [moans]

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- Breakfast, avocado salted,
bacon crispy, every day.

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- ♪ I love her so

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- Your father
was never consistent,

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and you're still healing
from that, with my help.

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- Mmm.

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Uh, do you mind
if I keep working?

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I just have tons--
- Eat, work.

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I'll fold the laundry.

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That's right, Beck,
I even do your damn laundry.

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I protect your time.

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I let you focus on your work.

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And guess what.

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Now that I've made
our mornings sacred,

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you're actually writing.

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Free of distraction.

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[loud clatter]
Mostly.

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- ...hear your bitching
every night!

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- Ron and Claudia again?

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- If the goddamn dishes
ever got done,

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I wouldn't be
stuck doing goddamn--

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[loud clatter]
- You watch it!

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- Can't you say something?

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- I don't like to mess
with other people's lives.

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- Maybe you should?

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Anyway, I gotta get to class.

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- The worst thing about
our mornings?

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They always end.

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I pass the time
by counting down

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to the next moment
I see you.

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You're teaching me
to be more patient,

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and god knows I need the help
when it comes to your friends.

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For some reason we share
our nights with your friends,

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and appointment viewing
like "The Bachelor."

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How can self-respecting
women tolerate this crap?

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Sometimes, I swear, I'm the
only real feminist you know.

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- It's either a full Brazilian,
or like full bush,

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and it's like,

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"Listen, my snooch
is the third bowl of porridge.

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I mean, meet me halfway lady."
It's like insane.

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- That's hilarious.

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- These girls are even
more tedious in person.

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Lynn is a dark cavern
where conversations go to die.

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- That's hilarious.
- What personality she has

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is only activated by
low-calorie girly cocktails,

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which is doubtless
why she drinks so much.

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Annika's decided I'm
so amazing--which, true--

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but joining Team Joe
is just the latest move

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in her cold war
with queen bitch herself,

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Peach goddamn Salinger.

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- Oh, hope you didn't start
the fun without me.

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- Oh, we did.

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- Annika, thank God for
that chest of yours,

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otherwise you'd be
spilling guac all over

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that Himalayan blanket
I got Beck.

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- So goes the endless
merry-go-round of food issues.

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Peach snipes at Annika's body.

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Annika rubs her assets
in Peach's face,

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which as defense mechanisms go
beats the hell out of crying.

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I can get you
some paper towels.

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- Wait up, I need a refill.
- No, no.

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I got it,
I'll take care of you.

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- No, no, it's all right,
I could use the company.

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- Oh, this is so much more fun
than girl's night classic.

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You know, when it was
just us girls?

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- Peach has it out for me.

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Probably shouldn't have
stolen her copy of "Oz,"

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or maybe I shouldn't
have returned it.

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But all that's behind me,
Beck.

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If I just keep being
the perfect boyfriend,

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you'll realize that life
is so much healthier

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away from this toxicity.

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- Joseph, I was thinking about
thinning out my library,

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and I thought
I'd ask the expert.

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What's a book like this worth?

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- She's still trying to build
a case that I'd be willing

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to swipe the damn thing.

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Well, it's printed
by Riley in Britain.

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An original, a rarity.

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- Mm.

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Guess I better act quick,
before some desperate person

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tries to steal
my little beauty away.

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- The real tragedy would be
not appreciating what you have.

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If I were you,
I'd hold on to her forever.

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But what do I know?
I'm just a book store clerk.

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[intense music]

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I'm trying, Beck.
I am.

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But your friends
bring out the worst in me.

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- Scoot, scoot.
- Okay.

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[laughter]

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- And then Rastish
taught me this.

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[strums chord]

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D minor.
Goose bumps, babe.

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[bell jingles]

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- Hi Joe!

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This place is...

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musty.

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Hi!
[laughs] Hi!

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- Annika, what brings
you to Mooney's?

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- Your website,

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and the deep sadness
it evokes.

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I mean, did you do this
in MySpace?

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- I've been telling Joe
we need to modernize.

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- Joe, I have
3.6 million followers,

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and I get 12k
for a selfie in glasses.

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But I'm willing
to do Mooney's for free,

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out of the kindness
of my big-ass heart.

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- All right, let's do it.
- Yay!

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- If you need some authentic
Russian folk vibes, I can, uh--

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- Thank you,
but I got this.

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Smart bitches get their brains
juiced at Mooney's.

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- If you ever wonder what it
takes to become an influencer,

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specifically a body-positive
Insta-celeb, be shameless.

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Annika's turning her
curves into an empire,

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inspiring the ladies, arousing
the gentlemen, everyone wins.

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It would be
genuinely empowering

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if it weren't so clearly
a rebellion against

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being Peach's, quote,
"Fat friend from prep school."

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And what's this?

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Thank you,
Annika's private Facebook.

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Hello nose job.

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And just like that,

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I know how to repay Annika
for her kindness.

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Annika, why the hell
is this not on your Insta?

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- Oh my god,
because it's mortifying.

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I mean, I'm adorkable,
but Peach.

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Phew.

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Lucky she is not on Facebook.

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It is cute, though.

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- Do you run everything
you post by Peach first?

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- Hell no.

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You're right, screw it.

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This is
the ultimate throwback.

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I just need
a brilliant caption.

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- How about, "Bitches being
our most authentic selves."

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- Joe, it's like
you're in my brain.

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- No, I just know
her audience.

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Team Joe, one.
Peach, zero.

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You'd be proud of me, Beck.
I'm a good friend.

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- Hi Allison,
you wanted to see me?

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- Guinevere, please, sit.

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I understand that some things
are harder than others

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to write about.

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Our own families are usually
the top of the list.

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I'm glad you stuck with it.
- Thank you.

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- My lit agent's assistant
just got promoted,

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and may be able to connect you
with some jobs for hire.

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Personal essays, reviews.

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- I'm in. I am so in.
Thank you, Allison.

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- I'll forward
her contact info to you.

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- Okay.

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- And Beck, I was sorry to read
about your father's passing.

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[mellow pop music]

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- ♪ I still want to

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♪ Make this last forever

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- Peach tried hard to get you
for a girls' night,

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but you picked me.

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Joe, two.
Peach, bupkis.

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- Whoa!

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I think you might be
a little overdressed for sushi.

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- No, no, you're underdressed
for the celebration

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I have planned.

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♪

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The theme of our evening
is Fitzgerald and Zelda.

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- Ooh.

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Which one of us is Zelda?

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- Me, obviously.

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We begin at the Palm Court,

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where our literary
couple famously danced

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in the plaza fountain--

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- Where a burger
costs 30 bucks.

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- Shh, shh, shh, shh.

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You're gonna want to be
in something a little jazzier.

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- [laughs]

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- We will be sitting
in the very both

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where F. Scott
conceived of Gatsby.

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- That seems fake.

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- And then after we've snarked
about our $50 goat cheese cake,

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a horse-drawn carriage

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will take us to an even
more exclusive club...

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- No way.

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- Where Zelda herself
danced the night away.

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[phone buzzes]

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- Oh, that's weird.

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Annika never calls.

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[buzzing continues]

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Hey Annika.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's wrong?

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What video?

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- I've got
a bad feeling, Beck.

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"Click on my profile."
Hmm.

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- I have black guys.

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That's they--
like, they see me,

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and they're like,
"Damn, girl," you know?

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Where are the white guys

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that want a girl
with a big butt?

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- Posted anonymously?
Yikes.

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This looks old, but casual
racism is evergreen,

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and the Internet is
turning against Annika

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at the speed of outrage.

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- Of course, I can come over.

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- But the timing, Beck.

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A video from college, today,

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in response to Annika
taking a stand against Peach?

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Connect the damn dots.

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- I have to go.
Annika's having like--

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- Okay, go.
Be with your friend.

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Help her push
Peach out a window.

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- I'll text you tomorrow.

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- I made a mistake,

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underestimated Peach,
her cruelty.

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Today it's Annika.
Tomorrow it could be you.

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Us.

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Beck, I may never be able
to prove your best friend

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is capable of destroying you
with a flick of her wrist,

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but that won't stop me
from trying.

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- I'm sorry
I'll miss you this morning,

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but this is what it's come to.

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I'm running.
I'm a runner now.

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Until yesterday I put all
my effort into avoiding Peach.

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But you know what they say,

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"Keep your friends close,
and your enemies..."

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Keep losing your enemies,

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because you're so
goddamn out of shape.

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Why does my kidney hurt?
This is torture.

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But I have to know
what we're up against.

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I need to get into her head.

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So exhibit A,

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Peach starts every day
by punishing her own body.

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Sadomasochist? Orthorexic?
Jury's still out.

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Exhibit B,
Peach is loathed at work.

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- Jaden, the Jacobsen chairs
you ordered are knockoffs,

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and the specs on
the Vanderbilt townhouse

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were supposed to be
at my office by seven A.M.

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It's 6:50.

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- Entitled? Nepotized?
We're getting warmer.

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She doesn't go anywhere
without that laptop.

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If only I could see inside.

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Exhibit C in our tour
of Peach's psyche,

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gauche, demented.

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If this is the fruit
of Peach's imagination,

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there's no telling what
horrors she's capable of.

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Well, at least
I have your old phone,

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so I sometimes get
a little warning

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before miss
congeniality appears.

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[bell jingles]

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- Hey. Is Joseph here?

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- Yeah, he's, uh,
somewhere working.

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- Morning Joseph!

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Anyways, what's the big news?

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- Okay, so I don't want to be
tacky and steal the spotlight

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from Annika's
meltdown last night,

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but, um, my professor is
hooking me up with an agent.

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- Beck!

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That's amazing
and surprising, but--

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Shit!
I'm so mad at myself.

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- What do you mean?

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- You know, with my family
and everything,

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I have agency connections,

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so I was gonna call
a friend, Roger Stevens.

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- Roger Stevens?

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Doesn't he rep, like,
famous writers?

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- You mean like,
Pulitzer winners,

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Booker Prize finalists,

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67% of the Time's
Best Sellers list?

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- Yeah, Beck,
I'd say Roger Stevens

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has repped
some famous writers,

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which, no offense,
begs the question,

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why would he be interested
in an MFA student?

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- You can write for magazines,
totally, you know?

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That's legit, honest work.
Like, what Annika does.

321
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But Roger doesn't
sell articles, you know?

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He represents real authors.

323
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So it just depends on
who you want to be.

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- I mean, if you can
introduce us.

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- Happy to, yeah.

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He and I know each other
from when he was a counselor

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at my Jew camp, so...

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You know what?

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Joseph!

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Joseph!
Joseph?

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- I didn't know you were
here, Peach, hey.

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- We are gonna need you
to shut this place down

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tomorrow night
for a private party.

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You know, it's perfect.

335
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Roger is obsessed with
the sad and gritty New York.

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I'll take care of everything,
if you can just,

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you know, clean up a little.

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- You're amazing. Thank you.
- Of course.

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- You don't owe me
anything, okay?

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Happy to.

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- Oh, but you do, Beck.

342
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But what am
I supposed to do,

343
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root for your failure?

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That's not love.
It's not me.

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"Wuthering Heights," huh?

346
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It's a near perfect cover

347
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for "Juvenilia: The Prosecution
of Minors in New York State."

348
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[somber music]

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♪

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I hear what goes on
when Ron gets drunk.

351
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I get it.

352
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You want options,
legally defensible options.

353
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,330
Maybe you're trying to
figure out what would happen

354
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if you took a swing at Ron?

355
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,726
Put yourself between him
and your mom?

356
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,468
Well, screw the book, I can
tell you what will happen.

357
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Best case, you hurt him.

358
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,995
Worst case,
he hurts you back.

359
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,561
Someone at school
will see what he did to you.

360
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,563
Next thing you know,
CPS is at your door,

361
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you have 30 minutes
to pack a bag.

362
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Your mom loses custody.

363
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You get punted from group home
to group home to group home,

364
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until you're 18,
or you get fed up

365
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and see if you can hack it
on the streets.

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Maybe you can do that.
I couldn't.

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♪

368
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Read this, instead.
"The Count of Monte Cristo."

369
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It's another Dumas, and we'll
talk when you're done.

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- What's it about?

371
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- Revenge,
but more importantly,

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living with the enemy.

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♪

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- ♪ Just clap your hands now

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♪ Never did I ever

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♪ Mean to make a mess

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- So he gives the Pulitzer
back, and he's like,

378
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"I'll have to trust you,

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I wrote the whole thing
on acid."

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- Hi.

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00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,986
- I thought you said
this would be casual?

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00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,118
- Oh.
Come on, I'll introduce you.

383
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:32,078
- Wait, I need to get
a drink first.

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- Don't be nervous.

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Just be yourself.

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- I can't be myself.

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I mean, the only reason
an agent like Roger Stevens

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would even be interested in me
are my stupid essays

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about my stupid dead dad,
who is very much alive.

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- Okay, so don't be yourself,
be more interesting.

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You know, half the authors
you've ever read

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made up personas.

393
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,891
You know the Fitzgerald
and the fountain story

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00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,501
is tourism-fueled bullshit,

395
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:08,331
so give this guy
a version of Beck,

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birthed by the same formidable,

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creative mind
that put those words to paper.

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Fitzgerald.

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- And Zelda.

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- ♪ Just clap your hands now

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00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:34,096
- Oh, Roger,
this is Guinevere Beck,

402
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the writer I was
telling you about.

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00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,100
- Guinevere, my lady,
I love it.

404
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,059
It's so old-fashioned, mwah.

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00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,540
- Just call me Beck.
A lady, I am not.

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00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,804
- Well, I am going to go check
on the pear water.

407
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,545
Be back.

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- So, how long have
you known Peach?

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00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,942
- Since her Adderall days.
You?

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00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:57,685
- Uh, you know, since
I started selling her Adderall.

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- Ah.

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00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:04,866
- Hard not to stare, right?
Roger keeps it tight.

413
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:09,349
I guess the book business isn't
always so pale and flaccid.

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00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,481
- Did Beck tell you
I started jogging?

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00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,569
- Fun.

416
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,310
Runner's high
is better than sex,

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and for some may last longer.

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00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,228
- Touché, bitch.

419
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Honestly, I'm starting
to think people who run

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just hate themselves.

421
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,539
- No, it's all about
the music, Joseph.

422
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:29,108
Find the right song, and the
whole thing becomes effortless.

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00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,544
Like Roger and Beck.

424
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,328
- [chuckles]

425
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,114
- Can I be honest?

426
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,594
She's lucky she has me.

427
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:41,729
Beck rarely knows
what's best for her.

428
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,819
- I couldn't agree more.

429
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,267
[tense music]

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♪

431
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,939
Of course,
password protected.

432
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,160
It's too risky.
Peach is already paranoid.

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♪

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00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:39,265
So, these are the humans that
made a creature like Peach.

435
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,223
God forbid
a hair's out of place

436
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:45,227
for the country club crowd.

437
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,665
Bingo, diary.

438
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,713
Food diary.

439
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:56,586
Christ, is there no end
to the neurosis?

440
00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:00,024
Hello. How old were you
when this was taken, Beck?

441
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,331
And what is
Peach doing with it?

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00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,116
♪

443
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,729
- Hello, Joe.

444
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:12,211
Sorry I'm so wet.

445
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,669
- [groans softly, exhales]

446
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,501
- ♪ Come on baby

447
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,286
♪ If you feel this way
all around ♪

448
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- Your friend is feisty.
Can she write?

449
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,204
- There's potential.

450
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250
She's not quite there,
yet, though.

451
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,513
- MFA programs
are such a scam.

452
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,210
Want me to give your friend
some advice?

453
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,300
If she wants to be a real
writer, she should drop out.

454
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,780
- I'm working on it.

455
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,739
Just, you know,
be gentle turning her down.

456
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,959
- It sucks to be right, Beck.

457
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:08,223
Peach is trying
to sabotage your career,

458
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,225
and I have to know why.

459
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,228
[tense music]

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00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,405
♪

461
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,498
- Here are some of
the most common passwords,

462
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,109
Password.
123456.

463
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,372
Babygirl.

464
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,287
Babygirl, really?

465
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,159
In any case, I doubt
Peach is that stupid,

466
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:34,728
so I'm outsourcing to someone
who's known her longer.

467
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,556
Hey Annika,
how you holding up?

468
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,297
- Well, I lost
all my sponsors,

469
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,472
'cause they're all
a bunch of pussies,

470
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,212
a third of
my Instagram followers,

471
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,258
and the only person who tweeted
in my defense was a Kardashian,

472
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,391
so, I mean, honestly, where
is the witch hunt for the guy

473
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:46,870
who saw blackout drunk girl

474
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:49,656
and decided to whip
out his camera?

475
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,571
Where's Beck?
- At my place.

476
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,137
She's revising
one of her pieces.

477
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,443
She's been slammed.

478
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,445
- Not too busy to party
with Peach though,

479
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,404
but hey, that's Peach.

480
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,101
Beck's her favorite puppy.

481
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,276
- Puppy?

482
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,625
- She treats her
like a pet, right?

483
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,019
Every day, it's just like,
"Beck-alicious this,"

484
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,499
and, "Beck-alicious that."

485
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,718
And you know
Beck secretly loves it.

486
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,808
The two of them
are so co-dependent.

487
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,812
I'm sorry, I know
she's your girlfriend.

488
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:18,641
- You know, in Beck's defense,
she really is writing.

489
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,730
I'm pushing her
to make her deadlines.

490
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,254
- Well, aren't
you boyfriend of the year?

491
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:24,995
- I try.
- Yeah.

492
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,433
- Hey, did Peach ever
have any real pets?

493
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,957
Lame segue.
I need the password.

494
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,480
- Um, Dalloway.

495
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:32,829
- Dalloway?

496
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,005
- Yeah, a purebred
Bichon Frise, obviously.

497
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:38,879
Yeah, Peach was, like,
devastated when she ran away.

498
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,229
I'm sorry, I just need
to work through this out loud.

499
00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:43,057
It's like,
you know who gets away

500
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:46,495
with a self-deprecating joke
that's a little risqué?

501
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,192
- And by risqué,
she means racist.

502
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,498
- The fat girl.

503
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,674
Everybody laughs,
because she is harmless,

504
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,285
and drunk, and funny,
but like in a fat way.

505
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,897
But you know who gets crucified
for that same, risqué joke?

506
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,681
- Again, to be clear, racist.

507
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,466
- The former fat girl
who is actually just

508
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:01,858
embracing her body.

509
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:05,296
I mean, girls won't
let girls just be.

510
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,689
[phone buzzes]

511
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,953
- Thank god.
This was a huge mistake.

512
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,391
Sorry, it's Beck.

513
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,218
Hey, what's up?

514
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,438
- So, um, Peach is here.

515
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,049
As in here,
in your apartment.

516
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:23,663
Something about
a stolen laptop.

517
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,587
- Why don't you just save us
all the embarrassment

518
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,066
and tell me where it is?

519
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,242
Is it in the kitchen?
Is it under the sofa?

520
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,766
Some little hidey hole
where you squirrel away

521
00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:42,116
all your stolen goods?
- Stolen goods?

522
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:44,031
Okay, slow down, I don't know
what you're talking about.

523
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,729
- Yes, you do. Last night
you left halfway through.

524
00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,644
Where did you go, Joseph?
- Probably to take a piss.

525
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:52,474
Peach, believe it or not,
I can afford my own computer.

526
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:55,956
Beck, help me out.
- I don't know.

527
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,827
- What do you mean
you don't know?

528
00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:01,222
- I don't know.
I mean, of course you didn't--

529
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,791
I just--please, don't put me
in the middle of this.

530
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,492
- Okay, Peach,
if your laptop is stolen,

531
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,320
I believe you,
but the people at the party

532
00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,757
weren't exactly strapped
for cash, so I don't know.

533
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,499
I mean, is there,
like, some other,

534
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,283
more personal reason
someone would mess with you?

535
00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:22,591
- Oh, my God, Peach. Weren't
you just saying last week

536
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:27,074
that you were feeling
unsafe in your own home?

537
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,206
- Whoa.

538
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,992
I mean, you run out
in the open every morning.

539
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:34,124
You're very pretty,
you're a Salinger.

540
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:37,780
What if someone's
creeping on you?

541
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:39,521
- It wouldn't be
the first time.

542
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,131
- It wouldn't?

543
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,525
Hallelujah.

544
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,310
- Let's just say that James
Franco and I didn't end well.

545
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:47,573
- We should call the police.

546
00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,052
- And what are they gonna do?

547
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,967
Interrogate every single
one of Peach's friends?

548
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,752
Good luck convincing them
it's not just misplaced.

549
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:54,231
I'm sorry, I have to ask,

550
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,713
have you tried
"Find My Computer" yet?

551
00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:59,367
It's just this little GPS--

552
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,674
- I don't need you to mansplain
"Find My Computer."

553
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,937
I know how to do it.
- All right.

554
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:07,680
[beeping]

555
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,986
- Peach,
isn't that your place?

556
00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,814
- She didn't really think
I'd be dumb enough

557
00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:14,556
to bring her laptop
here, did she?

558
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,560
Classy apology.

559
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,606
- Joe, stop it.

560
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:23,739
- Stop what?
That was some bullshit, Beck.

561
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,785
And you didn't exactly
rush to my defense.

562
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,613
- What was I supposed to do?

563
00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,658
You two are always sniping
at each other.

564
00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:31,355
- And breaking into
each other's places,

565
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,879
but that's not the point.

566
00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,533
She has it out for me
from the first day we met.

567
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,317
- No she hasn't.
- Are you blind?

568
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,320
Maybe you can't see it, but
Peach is next level vindictive.

569
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:40,843
- You know what,
if you hate my friends so much,

570
00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,018
why do you hang out with them?

571
00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,542
- Because you force me to.

572
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,021
If I didn't,
I wouldn't see you.

573
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,719
- You know what,
I don't have time for this.

574
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,590
I was supposed to send
my pages to Roger Stevens,

575
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,374
like, an hour ago.

576
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:53,203
- He doesn't care, he doesn't
care, he doesn't care.

577
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,858
He doesn't care!

578
00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,468
He's never going to sign you.

579
00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:58,861
Peach is setting you up
to fail.

580
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,515
I heard them talking
at the party.

581
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,561
Roger thinks MFAs are a waste
time, and Peach said herself

582
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,911
she thinks that
you are not ready.

583
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:07,348
I'm sorry,
I know the truth hurts,

584
00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:09,089
but I have to set you free.

585
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:12,005
- You are an asshole.

586
00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:15,269
You know, if you don't
believe in me, just say so.

587
00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,401
Don't come up with some
bullshit conspiracy theory.

588
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,229
- No, Beck. Wait, no,
I'm telling the truth.

589
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,754
- You're allowed to be
jealous of Roger.

590
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,451
I get it, you're a guy,
boo-hoo.

591
00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:25,235
He's young and successful.

592
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,020
- No, that's not--
no, no, no, no, no.

593
00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:29,370
- I don't care. The last thing
I would've expected you to be

594
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,764
was unsupportive.

595
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,941
[tense music]

596
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:36,899
- Our first fight.

597
00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:39,554
It was worse than
I could have imagined,

598
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,425
and it's all thanks to Peach.

599
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:44,037
I want to punish her
for coming between us,

600
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,821
but I can't.
I'm not that guy.

601
00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,607
I'm an understanding,
supportive boyfriend.

602
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,261
I'm barely clever enough
to have gotten away with this.

603
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:52,915
The last piece
of the Peach puzzle,

604
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,656
proof that she has it out
for you.

605
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,788
Here we go.

606
00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,267
Dalloway.

607
00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,748
God, even the dog
is pretentious.

608
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,707
Thanks for nothing, Annika.

609
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,534
- "Beck-alicious this
and Beck-alicious that."

610
00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,580
- There's no way this works,

611
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,148
but also, please work.

612
00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:11,151
Okay.
Officially skeeved.

613
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,632
Not sure
what I'm looking for,

614
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,590
but I'll know it when I--

615
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,244
Oh, GB.

616
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,507
Guinevere Beck?

617
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:20,769
The hell?

618
00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:22,510
Is this blackmail?

619
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:25,687
No, there's too much of this,
going too far back.

620
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,907
I know what it's like to be
in love with you, Beck.

621
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:29,778
This is not
what love looks like.

622
00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:31,214
This isn't how love behaves.

623
00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:32,912
This is the work
of a sick mind.

624
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,305
Let's call it what it is,
perversion.

625
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:38,308
Now I understand why Peach
is setting you up for failure.

626
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:42,051
She's not threatened by you.
She's obsessed with you.

627
00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:45,359
- Oh! You know I love you
forever, right?

628
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,622
- She wants to watch you,
have you, control you,

629
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,537
like she controls
every other piece of her life.

630
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,452
She wants you all to herself.

631
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:52,627
- Mwah!

632
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:56,196
- Beck, you've got a stalker.

633
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,548
- ♪ What remains...

634
00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:03,072
- Stop me if you've heard
this one before.

635
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:06,075
A girl grows up in a strict,
old money family,

636
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,425
where any deviations
from tradition are punished.

637
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:11,777
Two choices, be like them,
or be excommunicated.

638
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,256
No love, no money.

639
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,693
At some point
she makes a friend.

640
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,346
That's you, Beck.

641
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,697
She develops a harmless crush,
and it's 2018.

642
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,090
So who gives a shit
if she's gay, or bi, or pan,

643
00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:23,005
or just a mortal
in the presence

644
00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,833
of your dangerous
and exceptional pheromones?

645
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:26,052
I'll tell you, who.

646
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,967
Her family, and she knows it,

647
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,795
so she takes her normal
healthy feelings

648
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:33,146
and crushes them, nurses them
in a dark, secret place

649
00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:36,018
for years until they mutate

650
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:38,151
into an obsession,
a sickness,

651
00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:41,110
and now your best friend
is a stalker and a sociopath,

652
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,722
and--oh God, a liar.

653
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,375
Runner's high is a myth.

654
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,682
Why the hell did
I take up jogging again?

655
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,510
I'm in hell, Beck.

656
00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,904
Even if I could share the
proof, you'd never believe me,

657
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,383
and now you're not
even talking to me,

658
00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:56,169
which means,
you're in trouble.

659
00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:02,610
- Look at you,
like a little literary hooker.

660
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:06,353
Get in.

661
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,746
- Hey.

662
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,182
Oh.

663
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:12,272
I so appreciate
you reading my stuff.

664
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,404
- Thank you
for being down to ride.

665
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,451
I've got this Met benefit
lunch downtown this afternoon.

666
00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:20,280
I figured you and I could
just bang it out.

667
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:23,718
- Hey, office hours are
better without the office.

668
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,198
- Well said.

669
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:29,680
Hey, speaking of, these essays?
These poems?

670
00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:32,466
Loved, loved,
loved every page.

671
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,381
- Oh, my God, really?

672
00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:35,904
- Fathers are the worst.

673
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:38,298
It's like their job
is to mess us up.

674
00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,430
What if we all just had
two moms, right?

675
00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,476
There'd be no wars, none.

676
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,260
- Oh, I know, right?

677
00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:47,481
- Okay.

678
00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:50,136
I'm gonna be real with you.

679
00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:54,923
I think some of your stuff
is problematic.

680
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:57,534
- Wait, what do you mean?

681
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,841
- Addiction is a disease,

682
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,539
and you want to put
your dead dad on trial

683
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:04,933
for being a victim?

684
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,109
- I think the one
you're talking about,

685
00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:10,896
it's--it's meant
to be about forgiveness.

686
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:16,640
- [laughs]

687
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:19,643
Ah, I'm sorry,
that is my bad.

688
00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,515
I skimmed.

689
00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,170
[both chuckle]

690
00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,871
So what's your thing?

691
00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:32,482
Like, is it like daddy
like daughter?

692
00:30:32,526 --> 00:30:33,832
Ouch! Shit.

693
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,442
- What the hell?
What are you doing?

694
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:37,487
- Will you relax?

695
00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:40,316
Here, take one of these.

696
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,492
- No, I don't--
I don't take anything.

697
00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:45,147
- Jesus, no wonder I couldn't
get through your stuff.

698
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,454
Peach was right,
you have a lot to learn.

699
00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,804
Do you think sobriety created
Joyce Carol Oates, sweetheart?

700
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:50,979
- You have a problem.

701
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,067
- Well, you're a judgy
little bitch.

702
00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,373
- Could you pull over?

703
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,897
- This book is crap.

704
00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:57,856
He waits 24 years
to get justice?

705
00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,379
What kind of message is that?

706
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,947
- A smart one,
it's all about the long game.

707
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,470
- My mom needs help now.

708
00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:05,907
- Sometimes putting yourself
between two people

709
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,344
is a surefire way
to make things worse.

710
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,172
I promise you, we're
not going to let anything

711
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:11,695
happen to you
or your mom.

712
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,175
- It's too late.

713
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:16,352
[somber music]

714
00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:18,354
♪

715
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:24,360
- Beck-ish, I got your SOS.

716
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:27,276
Oh, sweetie, what's wrong?
Come here.

717
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,714
- You set me up.
- Excuse me?

718
00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,848
- Your friend, Roger Stevens,
was an asshole and a freak.

719
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:37,591
He doesn't want to sign me.
He never wanted to sign me.

720
00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:40,637
This whole thing was
just designed to humiliate me.

721
00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:43,249
- Okay, calm down
and tell me what happened.

722
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:46,426
- He didn't even read my stuff.
He was a rude, entitled douche,

723
00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,210
who only wanted
to get high and--

724
00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:52,040
I wish I was exaggerating--
bang me in a limo.

725
00:31:52,084 --> 00:31:54,216
God, and you sent me there!

726
00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,392
- I had no idea
that he was using again.

727
00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,699
I mean, he's been clean
since 9/11.

728
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,615
Beck, when it happened,
he was in an airport.

729
00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:05,924
- I don't give a shit!
You threw me under the bus.

730
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,926
"She's got a lot to learn?"

731
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,493
Go to hell.
Joe was right.

732
00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:13,583
You live to cut down
your friends.

733
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,238
- Hey, I don't know what
your boyfriend told you--

734
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,241
- Don't lie to me, Peach.
I'm not stupid, I'm not Annika.

735
00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,201
Oh, come on, Annika
may not remember the night

736
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,681
she went on that rant,
but I do.

737
00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,770
Junior year, Marcy House.

738
00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:29,599
I was there.
We were both there.

739
00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:31,819
- Are you accusing me
of sabotaging Annika?

740
00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:36,389
- And me, and anyone else
who edges into your spotlight.

741
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:39,392
You would rather pick apart
your friends than maybe admit

742
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:43,483
that you're not being your
most amazing self right now.

743
00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:48,488
It is exhausting
being your friend.

744
00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:52,187
- I don't know what to say.

745
00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:54,189
I mean, it was a favor, Beck,

746
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,235
and I don't need to love
your self-absorbed poetry

747
00:32:56,278 --> 00:33:00,195
in order to be kind to you.

748
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:03,024
Where are you going?

749
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,461
Beck!

750
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:06,549
Beck?

751
00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:09,335
Come back!

752
00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:12,555
[Robot Koch's "Nitesky"]

753
00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,994
♪

754
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,171
- ♪ No one knows

755
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,911
♪ What it's like

756
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,652
[knocking]

757
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:24,045
♪ You and me

758
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:26,134
♪

759
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,397
♪ You and I

760
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,009
♪ Underneath

761
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,836
- Can I come in?

762
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,143
- ♪ The night sky

763
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:38,364
♪ You and me

764
00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,062
♪ You and I

765
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:48,330
♪

766
00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,638
- [sighs]

767
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:57,165
I owe you an apology.

768
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:59,515
You were right.

769
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:02,040
About Peach's
douche bag agent,

770
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,345
about Peach.

771
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:05,869
- I told you so,
I told you so.

772
00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:09,482
I'm so sorry.

773
00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:12,180
- How do you see things
so clearly?

774
00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:16,141
I mean, things I can't
even see for myself?

775
00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:19,231
Oh, you must hate me.

776
00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:22,538
- Are you kidding?
I loathe you.

777
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,498
Get out of here,
you trash goblin!

778
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,717
- [laughs]
Whatever.

779
00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,154
This place is a dump.

780
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:30,242
- Oh, is it honesty o'clock?

781
00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:31,460
Because I've been saving up

782
00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,158
some intense
constructive criticism.

783
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,550
- No, no, no, no,
I can't handle it.

784
00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:38,380
Back to secrets and lies,
please.

785
00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:41,035
- ♪ It'll come
right back to you ♪

786
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,255
[phone buzzes]

787
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:50,784
- Oh, ignore that.
- You think?

788
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,702
[phone buzzes]

789
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,617
I'm sorry, this is
gonna keep happening.

790
00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,141
She needs to get
the message now.

791
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:05,146
You need to stop calling me.

792
00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,582
Peach?

793
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:11,544
- I just wanted to say
you're right.

794
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:15,025
I'm a bitch.
I'm sorry.

795
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:16,679
- Peach?
What's going on.

796
00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:18,768
- Nothing, I just...

797
00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:20,727
took some pills.

798
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:23,208
- Which pills?

799
00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:24,426
- All of them.

800
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,733
[tense music]

801
00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:27,864
- Peach?

802
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,649
♪

803
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:35,742
- Peach!
Peach!

804
00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,744
Peach?

805
00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:39,702
Oh, no.

806
00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,617
Joe, I need towels and--

807
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,794
and there's a Naloxone
spray in the guest bathroom.

808
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,188
- Which one is that?
- It's downstairs.

809
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,191
[tense music]

810
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:57,503
♪

811
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:11,212
That's good, get it all out.

812
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,996
Where's, uh--
where's the nasal spray?

813
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,650
- Oh, shit, it must have
come out in the hallway.

814
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:16,261
- It's fine, it's fine,
I'll get it.

815
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,263
- You sure?
- Yeah.

816
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:24,007
♪

817
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:28,011
- No way.
Peach logged her own suicide?

818
00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:32,233
200 milligrams Ibuprofen,
15 milligrams Wellbutrin.

819
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,756
There isn't enough
in her system

820
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,106
for a light buzz,
let alone an OD.

821
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:40,285
- I see you spying, Joseph.

822
00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:43,244
You can't prove
I wrote it all down.

823
00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:47,030
- Jesus, Beck.

824
00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:49,685
This whole thing is an act.

825
00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:52,862
A trap.
Tell me you see it.

826
00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,255
I'll call the hospital.

827
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:58,085
- No, they'll put
a 72-hour hold on me.

828
00:36:58,128 --> 00:36:59,434
I'll be committed.

829
00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,741
- Exactly.

830
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,358
Beck, if this is real,
she needs to go to a hospital.

831
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:12,621
- If this is real?

832
00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:17,626
Did you even try
to find the Naloxone?

833
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,717
Joseph.

834
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,117
- Joe, will you wait outside?

835
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,380
- Yeah.

836
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:40,475
- Thank you for saving me.

837
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:42,912
- Joe does have a point.

838
00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,567
You should get a check-up.

839
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:54,315
- What if instead
you just stay the night,

840
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,839
just in case anything happens.

841
00:37:56,883 --> 00:37:59,842
- Whatever you need.

842
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:15,031
- Beck, what I said
about her faking it--

843
00:38:15,075 --> 00:38:18,948
- Oh, please, Joe, stop.
She could have died.

844
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,341
- We're not that lucky.

845
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,300
You two had one fight.

846
00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,127
She tries to off herself
like that?

847
00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:25,738
It doesn't add up.

848
00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,566
- This isn't the first time

849
00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:30,046
Peach has tried
to kill herself.

850
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,005
- You're kidding.

851
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:34,007
- I've talked her off
of a ledge more times

852
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,965
than I can count.

853
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:41,971
So when she needs me,
she really needs me.

854
00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:44,974
[somber music]

855
00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:49,196
♪

856
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,937
- I understand.

857
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:54,288
I understand
that I'm too late.

858
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,030
There's too much history.

859
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:07,301
I understand, without
a shadow of a doubt,

860
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,303
Peach wins.

861
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:13,612
♪

862
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:21,402
How is a normal guy
supposed to compete

863
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,491
with a rich,
unstable stalker,

864
00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:25,319
who would rather fake
her own suicide

865
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,147
than be apart from you?

866
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:31,760
Your whole life is braided
with Peach's, inseparable,

867
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,980
now and forever,
until she drags you

868
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:37,026
into her own personal
Grey Gardens.

869
00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:40,334
Right now she's probably
sinking her claws deeper.

870
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:47,559
♪

871
00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:58,178
[loud clatter]

872
00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:01,137
- You can't do anything!
Are you listening to me?

873
00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:04,271
You think wrecking this place
is going to solve our problems?

874
00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:06,621
- Are you high again?

875
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:08,623
[shouting continues
indistinctly]

876
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:15,935
♪

877
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:24,247
- Another person
I failed to help.

878
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:27,033
I thought I could
better myself for you.

879
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,513
I couldn't.

880
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:31,341
- ♪ When you make
your mistakes ♪

881
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:33,692
♪ Oh the hunter you see

882
00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:35,911
- I tried to be
the perfect boyfriend,

883
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,696
the perfect friend
to your friends,

884
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:41,569
and it wasn't enough,
so to hell with it.

885
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,136
It's freeing, in a way,

886
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:46,182
to know so definitively
where I stand,

887
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,836
where you stand,

888
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,319
to know for certain what
I have to do to protect you.

889
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:56,236
And just like that
everything clicks into place.

890
00:40:56,279 --> 00:41:00,370
My feet, runner's high,
it is pretty great,

891
00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:04,810
and I remember this is
why I took up jogging.

892
00:41:12,121 --> 00:41:13,906
- ♪ You must run and hide

893
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,474
♪ For the hunter he seeks

894
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:19,215
♪ With his devilish pride...

895
00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:22,218
[tense music]

896
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,350
♪

897
00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:25,526
- Uh oh.
She's dead.

898
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,573
Of course she's dead,
she fell.

899
00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:31,271
That's right, she fell.

900
00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,709
An accident.

901
00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,319
Happens all the time,
she was running and she fell

902
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,017
into a rock,
over and over again.

903
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,540
Okay, let's be real,
she was attacked.

904
00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:41,063
Someone attacked her,

905
00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,674
but maybe they had
a good reason, right?

906
00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:44,327
You ever think
of that, detective?

907
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,981
Shit! Detectives are real,
and DNA is a thing,

908
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:47,766
and I just hit
the girl with a rock.

909
00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:49,550
God, the sound,
I would never hurt a woman.

910
00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,510
But she, she was at a
dangerous, flesh-hungry harpy.

911
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,163
She forced my hand.

912
00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:56,122
That's on her and her family
for screwing her up.

913
00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:58,124
I had to, Beck.
I had to.

914
00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,518
I knew you'd never forgive me,
but she gave me no choice.

915
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,824
I'm not a bad person.
She was going to ruin you.

916
00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:05,218
But you're safe now,
thanks to me.

917
00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,220
I just want you
to live your best life.

918
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,309
It's brave, what I do for you.
It's not easy, it's hard.

919
00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:12,051
Sometimes it makes me sick.
I'm brave.

920
00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:13,705
How many guys are
willing to do anything

921
00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:15,141
for the person they love?

922
00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,360
Honestly, Beck,
you're lucky to have me.

923
00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,928
[tense music]

924
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,545
It's over.
What's done is done,

925
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:32,767
and now there's nothing
standing between me and--Paco.

926
00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:35,683
Paco, what did you do?

927
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,424
- I couldn't take
another night.

928
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:40,035
I didn't know how many sleeping
pills would knock him out.

929
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:42,168
- Well, Beck,
you asked me to help Paco,

930
00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:44,213
but turns out you're
going to save him because

931
00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:46,172
it's thanks to you that
I know exactly what to do.

932
00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:48,478
We need towels, and does
your mom have any Naloxone?

933
00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:51,264
It would be in the bathroom
cabinet, a nasal spray, fast.

934
00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,700
- Do I call 911?

935
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:55,181
- No, not if you want
to see your mother again.

936
00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:58,184
[tense music]

937
00:42:58,227 --> 00:43:05,278
♪

938
00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:09,064
- [retching, coughing]

939
00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,687
You freak. You freak.

940
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:29,955
♪

941
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,241
[door slams]

942
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:59,985
- The universe has a funny way
of keeping us humble.

943
00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:02,552
That beating was karmic,
I know it.

944
00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:04,119
[phone buzzes]

945
00:44:04,163 --> 00:44:07,949
I did a bad thing today,
but for a good reason,

946
00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:11,213
and if there's
any justice in the world

947
00:44:11,257 --> 00:44:15,740
you are the reward
for all my suffering.

948
00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:19,439
Hey you.

949
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:21,571
- Oh, Joe, thank God.

950
00:44:21,615 --> 00:44:25,880
Peach was attacked in Central
Park in broad daylight.

951
00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:29,231
I'm headed to the ER now.

952
00:44:29,275 --> 00:44:31,320
- She's alive?


